What I Woke Up To

Saturday, August 6, 2011

So I am a busy person, and every now and then I am just too tired to keep up with the waking world. Thus, today I decide to take a quick nap on the couch... No big deal, right?

Well, I have a very tacky ram sculpture that just chills on my porch, and this ram usually looks like this...

Yeah it's ugly, but I rely on it to guard the house and my fantastically valuable, valuables. Except today, for whatever reason, the ram was positioned as such...

Upon waking, stretching, and hearing the choir of birds that sing in the sunlit gardens that surround my picture windows, I am greeted by this shit...


I've learned my lesson. I will never fucking nap again. I can sleep when I'm dead-- which will be soon if this goddamn ram has any say in the matter.


  1. Dude get rid of that fucking thing

  2. I think that thing wants your sould.

  3. Better not look at it too long, Jake. Or it will steal both your sould, and your spell check.