'Natural' Energy Drink Banned For Causing Erections

Friday, April 18, 2014

MosKa, a "natural" energy drink, might be the perfect product for you if you are low on energy, and low on erections. Recently banned in Australia, MosKa was found to have an unlisted ingredient, namely Levitra, in higher than prescription doses. MosKa is marketed as a natural performance and libido enhancer, due to ingredients such as Siberian Ginseng and Red Ginseng. However, these ingredients combined with Levitra have made MosKa a potentially dangerous product—there have even been reports of impotence and heart attack.

MosKa put up a notice on their website saying:

“Vardenafil (Levitra) is a prescription only substance. As such, we have terminated the supplier and in the process of producing the product with our own formulation to ensure no hidden ingredients. All our future products will be tested for compliance with all regulations.”
To me it sounds like the perfect product. A nice erection, along with the energy to actually use it! Too bad it has to be followed up with all those pesky heart attacks and blah blah blah...

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